Clarification

Seriously

We [Fatima & Shelby, mostly Fatima but we're kinda two partners in this blogging crime] are not as horny as you think we are.

We actually aren't AT ALL.

Well, I'm not...ya dropping this

BUT ANYWAY

All I mean is that penises actually terrify us. You'll know what we mean if you ever wiki penis. I'd advise you NOT to, because it isn't something I'd recommend others to view.

So DON'T!

Unless you want to see. thn nvm.

BUT seriously! Just because it SEEMS like it :P Doesn't mean we TOTALLY are :P

Again. Just a teeny clarification, because that last post was awful ;) :P

fatima :)

Remarkable Moments #1 of My Life

XD

BEWARE!

WHAT YOU WILL BE READING IN THIS POST IS NOT FOR INNOCENT MINDS...

ACTUALLY I FORGET WHERE THE MOST HORRIBLE PART OF THIS POST COMES FROM

DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KEEP YOUR SANITY INTACT

*Picture right on top is after my dear friend googled 'british men', anybody care to explain?*

1) I'm a horrible person, sending viruses to innocent people...

"hello Daniel, hehe.. you could be tht naughty i didnt knw.. really hard to see tht from my eyes"

2) A random site that I'm sure consisted of a rather virile?! revealing?! picture of something. And this is shelby's response

"OMFG TOM that site you sent me....OMG ** did you read it? omg ** ew

Says things like this;

Sweaty men are seen as sexual, virile. Their manhood is measured by their ability to produce large quantities of semen. They write their name in the snow with their urine and see who can ejaculate the furthest.

(It is safe for a person to taste their own ejaculate, and for couples who already exchange body fluids but not for couples needing to practice safe sex)

She must not question the nature or quantity of her wetness, be it sweat, vaginal lubrication, menses, ejaculate, or liquid from her bladder

OMFGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggg I JUSTTT SAWWW THE WORST PICTURE OMGGG I NEED TO GET OFF THIS SITE OMG EWWWWWWWWWWW....
*/DIES*"

3) Yes this sentence proves that all straight guys are gay.

"john likes dick in his anal area"

As seen from a man to man wall post.

4) The day "we" discovered Hoochy Mail.com 

Now I make my own Harlequin Romance Stories

5) The day I met my babe [Shelby obviously] ;) Who(m) I hope to live the rest of my life with. Or at least as neighbours. Far neighbours actually, since we will be living in fantabulous English Manors and there will be too much land in between...sooooo we will need a horse-drawn carriage to take us to each others house.

6) Sawhorse. Enough said.

7) That's what she said... [#6]

I think I'll stop at 7, since it is one of my favourite numbers XD....

*to be continued...

This is pretty terrible...

fatima :)

Hehe Alright, so just so you know it is SHELBY who's writing to you this time. :) I haven't posted anything since my first post and then those steamy hot pictures of Prince Williams ;) And yes, he is my close personal friend. Long story short...Prince Williams aka. Ricky :P is only the most amazing and handsome guy in the entire world, but sadly happens to live on the opposite side of the planet as me so I often get all depressed since I can't hug him; stupid ocean. Anyways just thought I would write this to clarify who those pictures are of and brag alittle about how wonderfully handsome and perfect a guy he is. If you are wondering why Tom and I are so obsessed with England ;) That would be a prime example. What can I say, I have a fetish for british guys? LOL:p especially ones in suits...L.Y.R :) elephant shoes <3>

Lurve you Rickypoo LoL ;)

Ps. what a freak

Scholarship Stress and Hot Boys

To all people who want to go to the University of Toronto, the National Scholarship is due THIS FRIDAY -________-'


Seriously, how much stress and poop and more stress can one person handle.
And plus! the world is going into a bazoomba of an economic recession.
I wouldn't be surprised if I suddenly jumped up and ran out screaming .... "Aliens - Recession - World Hunger - O my!"

* Fatima jumps up and runs out screaming "Aliens - Recession - World Hunger - O my!" *

kk now I feel just a tad better....
:( but pooooooooooooop universities and scholarships, good grades NO perfect! grades, school activities, want a job NO need a job because of all those stupid student debts that will suck me into a hell hole of hell =_=

Eat me PLEASE

And yes, isn't ricky just pretty sexiness;; i have to admit shelbys got taste, except for some small heads concept and YOU know what they say about small heads....






hahaha





anyway...

i have to finish my U of T scholarship NOW so i can spend 30$ on speed gonzalez mail and NOT get the scholarship because there are ALWAYS people smarter thn me.... it's not like its hard to be -_-' unfortunately


*sigh* life sucks.


*sigh* i'm such a teenager// stupid puberty, nobody understands me, i HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS, WHY CAN'T I DO DRUGS AND GET PISSED [not pissed on -_-] AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT MY LIFE AND DROP OUT AND LIVE LIKE A HOBO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE [not that there is anything wrong with hobos]


but noooooooooo......i want the higher education, the knowledge and the feeling of success that makes one a better person within

*sigh*

there are always distractions ;)




*sigh* i'm such a girl.



fatima :)

Quickie... ;)

:P Just teeny things to say:

(1) Found my wallet *happy giggle* in the drawer that has my hair dryer, combs etc -_-'

(2) Kol Sana Wintoo Tayabeen :) Happy Eid to whoever celebrates it!! ^_^

(3) Shelby and I had a FANTASTIC British day :D It was sexy!

(4) ...

(5) [srry i wanted 5 points] I think that everyone should experience love because its probably the best feeling in the world... ;) with something else very close by ;)

lurves fatima :)