Remarkable Moments #1 of My Life

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BEWARE!

WHAT YOU WILL BE READING IN THIS POST IS NOT FOR INNOCENT MINDS...

ACTUALLY I FORGET WHERE THE MOST HORRIBLE PART OF THIS POST COMES FROM

DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KEEP YOUR SANITY INTACT

*Picture right on top is after my dear friend googled 'british men', anybody care to explain?*

1) I'm a horrible person, sending viruses to innocent people...

"hello Daniel, hehe.. you could be tht naughty i didnt knw.. really hard to see tht from my eyes"

2) A random site that I'm sure consisted of a rather virile?! revealing?! picture of something. And this is shelby's response

"OMFG TOM that site you sent me....OMG ** did you read it? omg ** ew

Says things like this;

Sweaty men are seen as sexual, virile. Their manhood is measured by their ability to produce large quantities of semen. They write their name in the snow with their urine and see who can ejaculate the furthest.

(It is safe for a person to taste their own ejaculate, and for couples who already exchange body fluids but not for couples needing to practice safe sex)

She must not question the nature or quantity of her wetness, be it sweat, vaginal lubrication, menses, ejaculate, or liquid from her bladder

OMFGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggg I JUSTTT SAWWW THE WORST PICTURE OMGGG I NEED TO GET OFF THIS SITE OMG EWWWWWWWWWWW....
*/DIES*"

3) Yes this sentence proves that all straight guys are gay.

"john likes dick in his anal area"

As seen from a man to man wall post.

4) The day "we" discovered Hoochy Mail.com 

Now I make my own Harlequin Romance Stories

5) The day I met my babe [Shelby obviously] ;) Who(m) I hope to live the rest of my life with. Or at least as neighbours. Far neighbours actually, since we will be living in fantabulous English Manors and there will be too much land in between...sooooo we will need a horse-drawn carriage to take us to each others house.

6) Sawhorse. Enough said.

7) That's what she said... [#6]

I think I'll stop at 7, since it is one of my favourite numbers XD....

*to be continued...

This is pretty terrible...

fatima :)