New Hair Cut...

BEFORE:

AFTER:

Went home to get ready for PROM!

ALL DRESSED UP: AT PROM: MY HAIR WENT LIMP aka. DIED AND IM EXHAUSTED! TIME FOR A SHOWER AND BED:

BYE :)

How To Shave Ones 'Boys'

Hi! for a second i forgot what font i always use... anyway.

today is my schools prom. i'm not going unfortunately =P it would have been fun, but o well i'm over it kinda. altho :) i'm going out with my friend tonite, we're going to see angels & demons thn out to dinner, that'll be fun! *sigh*

i have a lot to do this weekend, finish up school stuff & thn start intense studying for exams. I CANT LEAVE IT LAST MINUTE. i always do :P and will prolly end up leaving it last minute anyway but i WILL try.

i love cute kids. kids in general; its the only reason [that i love kids] i want to be a pediatrician or obstetrician. parents would HAVE to turn to me for help and i'd GLADLY help them!! :) that would be fabulous. far FAR in the future tho

i want to see the movie 'Masquerades' directed by: Lyes Salem. it sounds nice.

at le bottom of this post there are pictures of 'would be' prom dresses and random dresses. i liked them. im kinda tired =P so i'm gonna go take a nap! 

*sigh*SIGH*

lurve,

fatima

I Protect My Meat

Hiya!

=) I should be finishing up all my huge projects today! Then I'm going to start my exam review [fun]
anyway. i came across an interesting table in my bio textbook [verdict: guilty reading bio textbook *gasp*] & decided to share it with you.

Just imagine that everybody had to use this table to make a decision on an issue. You'd have to take literally EVERYTHING into consideration, but first you'd technically have to have a view on each of the possible perspectives. It would be rather time consuming and there would never be a final verdict. I like this table though 'cause if you ever have the time to think 'deeply' about something you have somewhere to start. It's a great organizational tool. xD I liked it, so I decided to share =P

One more thing I wanted to share!
I LOVE postsecret. I think it's a FABULOUS project and I once hoped I could bring it to my school, but there really wasn't much support from the people around me. 'Time Consuming' 'Pointless' 'Problematic' etc.
I thought that it would be exciting xD but wtv.
If you don't know what it is: It's a project started by someone in the States. And he asked americans to send him their secrets in the form of a postcard. He has published a number of books consisting of those secrets. The picture I posted happens to be a 'secret' sent by someone. It's pretty cute =P

....

My dad left today for a conference in BC. I'm planning to TRY [praying fervently that it stays nice] to straighten my hair tonite. I have a presentation tomoro & there's coffee house tuesday nite. So curly frizzy 'fro = nono for monday + tuesday.

i'll ttyl lovely 'people'!

lurve,
fatima

p.s share something with me or somebody else in your life today.
p.p.s don't forget our twitter: Shelby[Twitter] && Fatima[Twitter]

I Got Beef

tell your boyfriend
when he says he got beef
that i'm a vegetarian
and i ain't fucking scared of him
lmao xD this is a part of some songs lyrics

how is everyone? i haven't blogged in a while. and after this blog i prolly won't blog much at all =P since technically i STILL have to finish that english essay, french essay, philosophy response AND NOW i have a lovely bio unit test, math unit test and an english oral. +tons of other random homework
all of which leads to exams.
anyway, i dont want to write anything that requires any thought [although i never actually write anything like that often at all =P]
nothing new or exciting has happened.
i'm turning 18 soon xD thats kinda exciting? like one more month basically.
i have a 'surprise' that i'm trying to sort out for my 18th birthday that i'm going to introduce to y'all. just hope i can figure out the science of...the science of the world =P
i was rereading breaking dawn.
and i am reading things that are REALLY annoying
but also! i took note of some situations/little parts of the novel that are SO nice.
i dont know how i feel about twilight.
its sensual but not what i can call 'classic' good literature - *sigh* maybe?

im listening to slapdash fm episode 5 & truthfully as much as i love alex + dan - this episode ranted on more thn the others. it was cute =P altho alex summed it up perfectly "sorry that this weeks a bit like weird & shit..." 36:18
it was a nice weird and nice shit, no worries.

*sigh* this is getting too long. and not for very good reasons.
i'll talk to y'all later my dear lovely not there but there readers.

lurve,
fatima

p.s
metaphors & similes gone bad
1) the ballerina rose gracefully on Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
2) he was deeply in love. when she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
3) the hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
4) her face was a perfect oval, like a cricle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
5) her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

Crepes!

yay! so today was crepes day :)

everything went FABULOUS

im so happy ^_^ because:

• we made an amazing amount of money! 571$
• we didn't run out of crepes OR bananas =P
• we had fabulous music! ty duncan+simon+damien+peter+parth...
• servers and making crepes people = AWESOME thank you!
• THANK YOU stage crew! + Jeff =P figured out sound, electricity [ie the icky stuff]
• it was PURTIFUL! the theme was red, white and blue :)
• nobody stole money xD
• no major fires xD lmao actually none at all!
• we got loads! of donations!! one teacher bought a crepe [retail=3$] for 20$!!
• i hung out with my fantabulous french immersion classmates<3
• everyboy had fun! && ate all the left over crepes

SO thank you so so SO much everybody who even helped from teeny tiny bit to every little corner. you're all AWESOME. love love you :)

lurve,

fatima

p.s i'm in eng class. AGAIN. and naomi is with me AGAIN. talking about CREEPY chipmunk noises. =P

100th Post Anniversary

=) i'm with naomi in english class

we just wrote a fabulous hamlet quiz T_T

that was just an update ....

o ya! so this is technically the 102nd post. BUT those definition post thingies dont really count. THEREFORE...

THIS is the 100th post :)

❤~❤~❤~❤~~YAY~~❤~❤~❤~❤

...:):):) isn't that exciting. its been 9ish months. lmao xD we just went into labour [ie we gave birth T_T].....

hmm what else.

shelby told me an anecdote about something she found on Yahoo! Answers.

The general gist-- men like to be breastfed.

i know.

i know.

i'm kinda..yaaaa okey.

this isn't a really exciting 100th post. im sorry.

This Is A List of Somebody's 100 Things To Do Before They Die

100 Cookies Recipe

100 Barbie Shoes

xD okey thats enough

im just too lazy to continue. but imagine that there is a 100 things in the list

=) im gonna go...maybe do english?!

[naomi: bye noneexisting people who are all in fatima's head...:) ya right that we'll be doing english work in english class.......heehee]

lurve,

fatima

p.s btw. we had a girl - 8 lbs 9 ounces. congratulate us! =P

Men like this:

MEN like this make me want to take something very hard and hit him over the head with it... I can't make joking death threats cause it's illegal so that's as close as I'm going to get to saying what an idiot this guy is!

James Kimondo is suing the leaders of G10, a coalition of women's groups that called for a national boycott to push the men into resolving the east African country's political woes."Since the women called for the sex boycott, my wife has denied me my conjugal rights. This has caused me anxiety and sleepless night," Kimondo said."I have been suffering mental anguish, stress, backaches, lack of concentration," he told reporters outside the Nairobi High Court, where he lodged his petition for damages.

***Basically to sum up what I think of this guy it would be " FUCK YOU AND YOUR PENIS" there are more important issues in the world then him being "denied his conjugal rights" what a complete

***************BEEP***************

Who else is with me on this?

Ps: Since when is SEX a RIGHT... WHAT this guy needs to get his ... :P volcano cut off.... Haha no wonder boys are scared of me

Love Shelby

How will you be defined in the dictionary?

Fatima [adjective] --

Tastes like fried chicken

How will you be defined in the dictionary?

Shelby [adjective] --

Banshee-like

People in our world disgust me

This is DISGUSTING! plain and simple:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090507/entertainment/entertainment_germany_ethics_exhibition_people

Also it says that in 2002 he performed a public autopsy. that's the craziest thing I've ever heard!!! Why hasn't he been arrested... He's just doing it for money and then making 'politically correct' excuses for being a moron. *sarcastic voice* It's great to know we live in a world where there actually ARE any accepted excuses for this kind of behaviour. Horrible!!! also what idiot would donate their body to that... Wow now I'm really angry. If I ever meet/see this guy I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind well not literally because he's probably cut it up and hand out pieces to little children with the excuse that it's educational. FREAK total FREAK

Shelby

Playing House In The Ruins Of Love

hiya!

long time no see xD

theres no school today 'cause our school burned down.

actually no =P its just a toaster oven in a phys ed office that screwed up with electricity = fire. & since clean up & wtv would have taken longish time, they just cancelled school.

so now i'm at home :) procrastinating. prolly going to take a nap in a bit.

we're almost at our 100th blog post =D exciting!!

i'll talk to y'all laterz. tc!

lurve,

fatima

watch--v its cute [altho james+nelly version is better]

Orgasmicness

May: side effects include headache, nausea, possible vomiting +
gahh this month is going to be ridonculously busybusy. lemme elaborate
from may 8th to june 15th. the following occurs/must be done etc:
- calculus test x4 - gr8 orientation prep - crepes day for stephen lewis foundation event/organizing - mothers day - coffee house - prom - english oral presentation - english essay - hamlet essay - bio presentation - fundraisers & events x888345 - bio tests x123908925 - hamlet test x2 - personal journal - english blurb thingy - french hw x1009409234 - study x6666666666 - exams x4

isn't that just lovely? i mean really. its like an ultra long to do list that will never ever end. i may put off blogging/facebook/twitter [ie the works] until june 16 :P
maybe. actually. how about less facebook & twitter but blog now & thn about my ultra not sexy life ouais?

hmm what else is new in le life.
i saw wolverine bee-tee-double u
it was fantabulous; i've never thought hugh jackman as sexy. but the long shot of him on those rockies in the smexy pajama pants. yummee seriously. also, one scene a cute twinkle in the eye shined through. *sigh*

yay! i'm excited for crepes day XDXD
at school the frenchies :P organize this crepes day in support of the stephen lewis foundation. its tres nice! we make crepes and bring toppings and ppl buy them and eat 'em. its a day of so much fun and excitement. this years theme. i'm thinking parisian cafe?! pink and black :D
yay! so much fun.

im thinking of doing that thingie that shlebie babe did. the collage. we'll see =P
you'll also read her blog below about something that made our week. it was orgasmic. seriously!!

i'll ttyl lovelies

lurve,
fatima

p.s
dear dan clark + alex haffenden,
we appreciate you from the bottom of our faces too.
yours,
shelby + fatima

This is for Alex aka. Haffa001

HELLO Everyone it is Shelby here... I would like to say something amazing I listened to that just made my day... on Slapdashfm Episode 4.5 Alex and Daniel plugged us! :D This honestly made my week... I believe Daniel's exact words were "we would like to plug this blog massively in the face"

I just got an eyebrow brush stuck up my sleeve so excuse for a minute while I get that out... there :)

So Yipee!! Thank you for making mine and Tom's week... and we would both like to say that we absolutely LOVE your videos/radio show in the UTERUS! :)

Ps: Since Alex seemed to feel left out that we hadn't mentioned him in our blog... This post is for him...

http://www.youtube.com/user/Haffa001

He's lovely so go leave beautiful comments for him! :)

That's all I have to say,
~Alex&Dan stalker signing out :P

I'm not actually... that's creepy.
Well perhaps a tiny bit of a stalker... <3

Shelby

Shelby is Alive!

Hello, it is me. Hope you are all keeping well... Just wanted to post something that I stole from Johnny (http://www.johnnydurham.com/) and I think turned out quite well.. Try it yourself :)

DIRECTIONS:
- Go to Google image search.- Type in your answer to each question.- Choose a picture from the first page.- Use this website (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php) to make your collage.
QUESTIONS:
1. What is your name?

2. What is your favorite food?

3. What is your hometown?

4. What is your favorite color?

5. What is your favorite movie?

6. What is your favorite drink?

7. What is your dream vacation?

8. What is your favorite dessert?

9. What is one word to describe yourself?

10. How are you feeling right now?

11. What do you love most in the world?

12. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Love Shelby

WomanWomanizer- O! Womanizer

Just two things that I want to share with y'all <3

=P this is an AHmazing video. i wish i could come up with such creative genius xD

and also =D PINGS

its a longg weekend

i'm going to catch up on some hw & start a VERY long+tedious english project =P && attempt a french essay. exciting stuff. but i'm SO glad for this fabulousness & hopefully rest-filled weekend =P

hope u have an AWESOME friday nite + even more awesome weekend dearies

lurve tonstonstons,

fatima

p.s oooh and since i had time on my hands; i watched Doubt~ Meryl Streep & all... i can't say i loved it. i didn't particularly like amy adams character =P or father flynn or sister aloysius... its not even that; i just had an urge to fast forward throughout it all- to know if any of it was true/not true etc. i guess that may be a good thing? i am impatient but still... ANYWAY i think its DEF worth a watch.