"My Uterus Hurts" -Shelby

LOL :) I have to say that is probably my favourite thing to say at the moment.

Yayayayaaaa Shelby's back!! :D Finally bum :P I missed you ;)

It's not that I see you in school or anything...

just a TEENY rant

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR VISITOR GLOBE

it's only registering shelby and I, and we happen to live in igloo living, polar bear riding, maple syrup making canada BUT NOT everyone else :'( which i guess means that nobody is actually reading this :P BUT I know, unless they lied thn I may just eat them, that other people saw it :'( so there should be England, Brazil and Sweden pinged. but nooooo the stupid application thingy ISN'T WORKING

if you happen to see it gone, thn now you know why 8-) seriously, sometimes things are just so disappointing

haha disappointed rather, just like the willy in your locker eh shelby ;) pffftt we're horrible;; can't we be even close to 'typical' human beings 

lurves

fatima :)

Shelby Blogging

Hey Y'allz. :p I have good news and that is...BLOGSPOT is working again !!! This means I can continue my venture with Fatima to write completely inappropriate and random blogs about our lifes. Quick story before I go to school;
Yesterday I was rubbing my 'belly' and said 'Fatima ugh I have this really sharp pain in my stomach" Then I continued on to explain. "Y'know when you have like a pain down her *rubs lower* but you don't want to be like ' MY UTERUS HURTS' so instead you just say "my stomach hurts, ya I do that all the time" LOL:P And thus this lovely ladylike quotation is stuck in our heads and makes us giggle so much when we hear it. :) Anyways Tom's awesome and if it may so happen that my computer stops letting me on the site AGAIN then please continue to enjoy reading her lovely, insightful blogs ;)


Toodlez
"I less than 3 you" <3
Shelbys



Shout out to JOHNNY DURHAM who is amazing :) read his blogs they will make you giggle.

wasifa reminded me...

*sigh* i totally forgot about you

actually no, i've just never had ANY time

it's kinda silly you know

not having a life :P

school has TAKEN OVER

stupid stupid scholarships; i wanted to bother with the Loran one

but thn i decided not to :P since i'm failing school anyway, so no need to waste my time

*sigh*

shlebie still can't get on this site, which also stinks

o well

there really isn't much to say

here's a conversation b/w ANONYMOUS [loser wont let me release her name] and i which i found quite interesting:

f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:07:40 PM)
eww kk ------ has chest hair
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:07:50 PM)
kk EW
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:07:53 PM)
chest hair is sexy shut up
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:07:57 PM)
wth is wrong with you
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:02 PM)
ALL MEN have chest hair
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:06 PM)
its soo gay when they dont
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:11 PM)
its like they're females
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:12 PM)
*sigh* as long as its not a bush
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:15 PM)
thn its fine
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:34 PM)
yeah i agree but its not like gross or anything ..just a little bit
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:42 PM)
um STILL
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:47 PM)
i'm srry, i wouldn't deal with a bush :P
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:59 PM)
no not a bush but all men do have chest hair
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:06 PM)
and he has man boobs
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:08 PM)
APPARENTLY
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:11 PM)
and man boobs are ugly
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:13 PM)
and i would never date a guy who doesnt...such a gay thing to do..shave your chest
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:22 PM)
hahaha wax XS
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:32 PM)
thats gayer x 23999
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:38 PM)
man boobs?!
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:43 PM)
or waxing :P
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:43 PM)
no waxing
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:49 PM)
haha waxing sucks i hate it
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:54 PM)
but no ...who likes man boobs -_- no one
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:01 PM)
GOOD
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:04 PM)
thank goodness
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:13 PM)
apaprenlty its cause guys work out ^o)
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:23 PM)
OH THOSE kind of man boobs
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:27 PM)
no they're fine :P
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:30 PM)
but to a limit :
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:30 PM)
:P
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:36 PM)
OMG YOU"VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:42 PM)
EWWWWwwww like bulging breasts
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:45 PM)
i thought you were talking about Peter Griffin sort of man boobs lol
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:45 PM)
nowaaayyy
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:03 PM)
first of all...they're not "bulging breasts" ...its called being fit
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:11:12 PM)
um they bulging breasts
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:24 PM)
no they're hard muscles
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:46 PM)
but im not a big fan of muscles myself....only a little bit of muscle is fin
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:48 PM)
fine*

lurves

fatima :)

Happy Birthday Shelby!

If you haven't yet noticed :P

Shelby hasn't been posting any blogs lately because for some retarded reason, her computer isn't letting her on -_-'

Stupid really...

Anyway! :)

It's her birthday today! :D She's finally 17 :)

Truly, she's the most amazingly fantabulous friendola eva XD

Sweet, cute, seductive, beautiful, can sing, dance and play ;) instruments, smarty pants, amazing fashion sense and lover of shoes XD like moi :)

The All-Around perfect girly!! Seriously... ^^

Last night was her partaay, and that was too fun :P Danced all night on sugar highs ;)

Have to say, best moment was when all our minds were off adrift when "I'll never break your heart" came on....or rather maybe only Shelby and my mind was kinda off, everyone else thought we were 'tardos :P

And thn You & I by celine dion was supposed to happen;; unfortunately the majority thought it was a rather gay song :'( :P

Food. Cake. Music. HER ROOM! was lovely :)

Seriously tho! Shelby your room is absolutely AMAZING!! SO VERY SEXY!!

I was kinda stuck with this funky fuzzy purple hat :D twas soo cool looking :P

anywho :)

shelby dear! have the bestest birthday today :D i'll see you tomorrow ;)

fatima :)

*sigh*

sometimes you wish you had some things that you know you can't have

and you just sit there wondering why

and its not like you're going to just randomly die because of not having that one thing

its just that you feel lonely or rather kinda just empty almost

i dunno, its just you want it, really really want it

but *sigh* its not there

and will probably never be there

:(

poopy

Clarification

Seriously

We [Fatima & Shelby, mostly Fatima but we're kinda two partners in this blogging crime] are not as horny as you think we are.

We actually aren't AT ALL.

Well, I'm not...ya dropping this

BUT ANYWAY

All I mean is that penises actually terrify us. You'll know what we mean if you ever wiki penis. I'd advise you NOT to, because it isn't something I'd recommend others to view.

So DON'T!

Unless you want to see. thn nvm.

BUT seriously! Just because it SEEMS like it :P Doesn't mean we TOTALLY are :P

Again. Just a teeny clarification, because that last post was awful ;) :P

fatima :)

Remarkable Moments #1 of My Life

XD

BEWARE!

WHAT YOU WILL BE READING IN THIS POST IS NOT FOR INNOCENT MINDS...

ACTUALLY I FORGET WHERE THE MOST HORRIBLE PART OF THIS POST COMES FROM

DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KEEP YOUR SANITY INTACT

*Picture right on top is after my dear friend googled 'british men', anybody care to explain?*

1) I'm a horrible person, sending viruses to innocent people...

"hello Daniel, hehe.. you could be tht naughty i didnt knw.. really hard to see tht from my eyes"

2) A random site that I'm sure consisted of a rather virile?! revealing?! picture of something. And this is shelby's response

"OMFG TOM that site you sent me....OMG ** did you read it? omg ** ew

Says things like this;

Sweaty men are seen as sexual, virile. Their manhood is measured by their ability to produce large quantities of semen. They write their name in the snow with their urine and see who can ejaculate the furthest.

(It is safe for a person to taste their own ejaculate, and for couples who already exchange body fluids but not for couples needing to practice safe sex)

She must not question the nature or quantity of her wetness, be it sweat, vaginal lubrication, menses, ejaculate, or liquid from her bladder

OMFGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggg I JUSTTT SAWWW THE WORST PICTURE OMGGG I NEED TO GET OFF THIS SITE OMG EWWWWWWWWWWW....
*/DIES*"

3) Yes this sentence proves that all straight guys are gay.

"john likes dick in his anal area"

As seen from a man to man wall post.

4) The day "we" discovered Hoochy Mail.com 

Now I make my own Harlequin Romance Stories

5) The day I met my babe [Shelby obviously] ;) Who(m) I hope to live the rest of my life with. Or at least as neighbours. Far neighbours actually, since we will be living in fantabulous English Manors and there will be too much land in between...sooooo we will need a horse-drawn carriage to take us to each others house.

6) Sawhorse. Enough said.

7) That's what she said... [#6]

I think I'll stop at 7, since it is one of my favourite numbers XD....

*to be continued...

This is pretty terrible...

fatima :)

Hehe Alright, so just so you know it is SHELBY who's writing to you this time. :) I haven't posted anything since my first post and then those steamy hot pictures of Prince Williams ;) And yes, he is my close personal friend. Long story short...Prince Williams aka. Ricky :P is only the most amazing and handsome guy in the entire world, but sadly happens to live on the opposite side of the planet as me so I often get all depressed since I can't hug him; stupid ocean. Anyways just thought I would write this to clarify who those pictures are of and brag alittle about how wonderfully handsome and perfect a guy he is. If you are wondering why Tom and I are so obsessed with England ;) That would be a prime example. What can I say, I have a fetish for british guys? LOL:p especially ones in suits...L.Y.R :) elephant shoes <3>

Lurve you Rickypoo LoL ;)

Ps. what a freak

Scholarship Stress and Hot Boys

To all people who want to go to the University of Toronto, the National Scholarship is due THIS FRIDAY -________-'


Seriously, how much stress and poop and more stress can one person handle.
And plus! the world is going into a bazoomba of an economic recession.
I wouldn't be surprised if I suddenly jumped up and ran out screaming .... "Aliens - Recession - World Hunger - O my!"

* Fatima jumps up and runs out screaming "Aliens - Recession - World Hunger - O my!" *

kk now I feel just a tad better....
:( but pooooooooooooop universities and scholarships, good grades NO perfect! grades, school activities, want a job NO need a job because of all those stupid student debts that will suck me into a hell hole of hell =_=

Eat me PLEASE

And yes, isn't ricky just pretty sexiness;; i have to admit shelbys got taste, except for some small heads concept and YOU know what they say about small heads....






hahaha





anyway...

i have to finish my U of T scholarship NOW so i can spend 30$ on speed gonzalez mail and NOT get the scholarship because there are ALWAYS people smarter thn me.... it's not like its hard to be -_-' unfortunately


*sigh* life sucks.


*sigh* i'm such a teenager// stupid puberty, nobody understands me, i HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS, WHY CAN'T I DO DRUGS AND GET PISSED [not pissed on -_-] AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT MY LIFE AND DROP OUT AND LIVE LIKE A HOBO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE [not that there is anything wrong with hobos]


but noooooooooo......i want the higher education, the knowledge and the feeling of success that makes one a better person within

*sigh*

there are always distractions ;)




*sigh* i'm such a girl.



fatima :)

Quickie... ;)

:P Just teeny things to say:

(1) Found my wallet *happy giggle* in the drawer that has my hair dryer, combs etc -_-'

(2) Kol Sana Wintoo Tayabeen :) Happy Eid to whoever celebrates it!! ^_^

(3) Shelby and I had a FANTASTIC British day :D It was sexy!

(4) ...

(5) [srry i wanted 5 points] I think that everyone should experience love because its probably the best feeling in the world... ;) with something else very close by ;)

lurves fatima :)