Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Ring Around An Angels Noggin

Ever heard of sniglets? The words that don't appear in the dictionary but should? I have a HUGE list of them, and it's not even all of them just the ones I thought we're the most funny out of the bunch. *See List End Of Blog Post*

it has been forever...

a) new school semester started mon feb 2nd; i've tried to become the "studious" student, trying to do my homework every night and reviewing lessons and such...so far its been ahaa pretty good :P
b) yesterday for morning announcements at school, we decided to end it with "That's all for your announcements today Westdale! Have a 5-10 centimeters of snow Tuesday!" I actually find that just fabulous :) :P
c) its sad that johnnydurham19 ended his blogtv, its fun stalking him every monday+friday...noo that just too creepy, but still :) it was fun while it lasted
d) i have a LOT of supplementary applications to do for universities... 6? or 7? i forget, but yaa some are due really soon <_<>
e) my art/french teacher got nominated for a Juno :) congrats!!
f) i realized that high school kiddies make up so much unnecessary drama :P its REALLY funny, its entertaining to say the least
g) i'm going to (what i hope to be) a worthwhile + enlightening conference/workshop on friday called "from homeless to harvard" or something like that... apparently they're going to be talking about poverty, effects, problems, solutions+ && what students can do. i'm excited :)
h) yay! for valentines day shelby+i are organizing balloon-o-grams for the school :D you buy a red(love), pink(crush), or white(friendship) balloon for someone, and it will be delivered to the person on fri feb 13th. the balloons will be filled with helium, and have a bag of hershey kisses or cinnamon candy hearts as the balloon weight + a message from the sender!! aaaa it should be fun :)
i) i haven't been on an airplane going somewhere in such a long time :( its officially been a year+three quarters?? *sigh* i love LOVE to travel; going to new places and experiencing new things AND the HISTORY of countries *sigh*sigh* :) if i ever have the money, i intend on traveling the world

i guess i'll stop at i :P i have a calculus test tomorrow and tons of hw to do
see you lovelies :)

lurve,
fatima

p.s HI munchkinhugs :) BSB = only good music out there :P lol xD

p.p.s SNIGLETS (i'll only put a few...or a lil more thn a few :P but not all of them~ i'll post more later)

Anticiparcellate (an ti si par' sel ate) - v. Waiting until the mailman is several houses down the street before picking up the mail, so as not too appear too anxious.

B+ Stampede (bee' plus stam peed) - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.

Blithwapping - v. Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.

Bomca (bahm' ka) - n. A lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning book pages.

Brattled (brat' uld) - adj. The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.

Bugpedal (bug' ped uhl) - v. To accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car's windshield.

Burbulation - n. The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.

Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun) - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

Cereoallocative (ser r o al' o ka tuv) - adj. Describes the ability of a seasoned breakfast eater to establish a perfect cereal/banana ratio, assuring there will be at least one slice of banana left for the final spoonful of cereal.

Cheedle (chee' dul) - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos.

Cinemuck - n. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

Circumpopulate (sur kum pop' yew layt') - v. To finish off a Popsicle "laterally" because the "frontal" approach causes one to gag.

Cleanundrum (clean-un-drum) The act of cleaning up a room or closet and then not being able to find something that you knew where it was before you decided to clean

Combiloops (kom' bih lewps) - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker.

Crummox (noun): The amount of cereal leftover in the box that is too little to eat and too much to throw away

Dillrelict (dil rel' ikt) - n. The last pickle in the jar that avoids all attempts to be captured.

Elbonics - n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Elmerdermis (el mur durm' is) - n. The white sheath that surrounds the nozzle of a glue dispenser.

Erdu (uhr' dew) - n. The leftover accumulation of rubber particles after erasing a mistake on a test paper.

Essoasso - n. any person who drives through a corner gas station to avoid stopping at the intersection.

Eufirstics (yew fur' stiks) - n. Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up first.

Execuglide (eks ek' yew glyd)- v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair.

Fetchplex (fech' pleks) - n. State of momentary confusion in a dog whose owner has faked throwing the ball and palmed it behind his back.

Fictate (fik' tayt) - v. To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption they can hear you.

Flarpswitch (flarp' switch) - n. The one light switch in every house with no function whatsoever.

Flosstitution V. Using anything other than the waxed string product , i.e matchbook covers, etc. to clean between your teeth.

Flurrant (fluhr' uhnt) - n. The one leaf that always clings to the end of the rake.

Fuffle (fuh' ful) - v. To assume, when dining out, that you are making things easier on the waitress by using the phrase "when you get a chance..."

Furbling - v. Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

Gazinta (gah zin' tuh) - n. Mathematical symbol for division; also the sound uttered when dividing out loud. (Example: "Four gazinta eight twice.")(As a Canadian I would say "Gozinta)

Gertatious (gur tay' shus) - adj. Having the adolescent fear that hanging one's arm over the bed at night will mean being dragged under.

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