I Protect My Meat

Hiya!

=) I should be finishing up all my huge projects today! Then I'm going to start my exam review [fun]
anyway. i came across an interesting table in my bio textbook [verdict: guilty reading bio textbook *gasp*] & decided to share it with you.

Just imagine that everybody had to use this table to make a decision on an issue. You'd have to take literally EVERYTHING into consideration, but first you'd technically have to have a view on each of the possible perspectives. It would be rather time consuming and there would never be a final verdict. I like this table though 'cause if you ever have the time to think 'deeply' about something you have somewhere to start. It's a great organizational tool. xD I liked it, so I decided to share =P

One more thing I wanted to share!
I LOVE postsecret. I think it's a FABULOUS project and I once hoped I could bring it to my school, but there really wasn't much support from the people around me. 'Time Consuming' 'Pointless' 'Problematic' etc.
I thought that it would be exciting xD but wtv.
If you don't know what it is: It's a project started by someone in the States. And he asked americans to send him their secrets in the form of a postcard. He has published a number of books consisting of those secrets. The picture I posted happens to be a 'secret' sent by someone. It's pretty cute =P

....

My dad left today for a conference in BC. I'm planning to TRY [praying fervently that it stays nice] to straighten my hair tonite. I have a presentation tomoro & there's coffee house tuesday nite. So curly frizzy 'fro = nono for monday + tuesday.

i'll ttyl lovely 'people'!

lurve,
fatima

p.s share something with me or somebody else in your life today.
p.p.s don't forget our twitter: Shelby[Twitter] && Fatima[Twitter]

I Got Beef

tell your boyfriend
when he says he got beef
that i'm a vegetarian
and i ain't fucking scared of him
lmao xD this is a part of some songs lyrics

how is everyone? i haven't blogged in a while. and after this blog i prolly won't blog much at all =P since technically i STILL have to finish that english essay, french essay, philosophy response AND NOW i have a lovely bio unit test, math unit test and an english oral. +tons of other random homework
all of which leads to exams.
anyway, i dont want to write anything that requires any thought [although i never actually write anything like that often at all =P]
nothing new or exciting has happened.
i'm turning 18 soon xD thats kinda exciting? like one more month basically.
i have a 'surprise' that i'm trying to sort out for my 18th birthday that i'm going to introduce to y'all. just hope i can figure out the science of...the science of the world =P
i was rereading breaking dawn.
and i am reading things that are REALLY annoying
but also! i took note of some situations/little parts of the novel that are SO nice.
i dont know how i feel about twilight.
its sensual but not what i can call 'classic' good literature - *sigh* maybe?

im listening to slapdash fm episode 5 & truthfully as much as i love alex + dan - this episode ranted on more thn the others. it was cute =P altho alex summed it up perfectly "sorry that this weeks a bit like weird & shit..." 36:18
it was a nice weird and nice shit, no worries.

*sigh* this is getting too long. and not for very good reasons.
i'll talk to y'all later my dear lovely not there but there readers.

lurve,
fatima

p.s
metaphors & similes gone bad
1) the ballerina rose gracefully on Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
2) he was deeply in love. when she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
3) the hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
4) her face was a perfect oval, like a cricle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
5) her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

Crepes!

yay! so today was crepes day :)

everything went FABULOUS

im so happy ^_^ because:

• we made an amazing amount of money! 571$
• we didn't run out of crepes OR bananas =P
• we had fabulous music! ty duncan+simon+damien+peter+parth...
• servers and making crepes people = AWESOME thank you!
• THANK YOU stage crew! + Jeff =P figured out sound, electricity [ie the icky stuff]
• it was PURTIFUL! the theme was red, white and blue :)
• nobody stole money xD
• no major fires xD lmao actually none at all!
• we got loads! of donations!! one teacher bought a crepe [retail=3$] for 20$!!
• i hung out with my fantabulous french immersion classmates<3
• everyboy had fun! && ate all the left over crepes

SO thank you so so SO much everybody who even helped from teeny tiny bit to every little corner. you're all AWESOME. love love you :)

lurve,

fatima

p.s i'm in eng class. AGAIN. and naomi is with me AGAIN. talking about CREEPY chipmunk noises. =P

100th Post Anniversary

=) i'm with naomi in english class

we just wrote a fabulous hamlet quiz T_T

that was just an update ....

o ya! so this is technically the 102nd post. BUT those definition post thingies dont really count. THEREFORE...

THIS is the 100th post :)

❤~❤~❤~❤~~YAY~~❤~❤~❤~❤

...:):):) isn't that exciting. its been 9ish months. lmao xD we just went into labour [ie we gave birth T_T].....

hmm what else.

shelby told me an anecdote about something she found on Yahoo! Answers.

The general gist-- men like to be breastfed.

i know.

i know.

i'm kinda..yaaaa okey.

this isn't a really exciting 100th post. im sorry.

This Is A List of Somebody's 100 Things To Do Before They Die

100 Cookies Recipe

100 Barbie Shoes

xD okey thats enough

im just too lazy to continue. but imagine that there is a 100 things in the list

=) im gonna go...maybe do english?!

[naomi: bye noneexisting people who are all in fatima's head...:) ya right that we'll be doing english work in english class.......heehee]

lurve,

fatima

p.s btw. we had a girl - 8 lbs 9 ounces. congratulate us! =P

Men like this:

MEN like this make me want to take something very hard and hit him over the head with it... I can't make joking death threats cause it's illegal so that's as close as I'm going to get to saying what an idiot this guy is!

James Kimondo is suing the leaders of G10, a coalition of women's groups that called for a national boycott to push the men into resolving the east African country's political woes."Since the women called for the sex boycott, my wife has denied me my conjugal rights. This has caused me anxiety and sleepless night," Kimondo said."I have been suffering mental anguish, stress, backaches, lack of concentration," he told reporters outside the Nairobi High Court, where he lodged his petition for damages.

***Basically to sum up what I think of this guy it would be " FUCK YOU AND YOUR PENIS" there are more important issues in the world then him being "denied his conjugal rights" what a complete

***************BEEP***************

Who else is with me on this?

Ps: Since when is SEX a RIGHT... WHAT this guy needs to get his ... :P volcano cut off.... Haha no wonder boys are scared of me

Love Shelby