"My Uterus Hurts" -Shelby

LOL :) I have to say that is probably my favourite thing to say at the moment.

Yayayayaaaa Shelby's back!! :D Finally bum :P I missed you ;)

It's not that I see you in school or anything...

just a TEENY rant

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR VISITOR GLOBE

it's only registering shelby and I, and we happen to live in igloo living, polar bear riding, maple syrup making canada BUT NOT everyone else :'( which i guess means that nobody is actually reading this :P BUT I know, unless they lied thn I may just eat them, that other people saw it :'( so there should be England, Brazil and Sweden pinged. but nooooo the stupid application thingy ISN'T WORKING

if you happen to see it gone, thn now you know why 8-) seriously, sometimes things are just so disappointing

haha disappointed rather, just like the willy in your locker eh shelby ;) pffftt we're horrible;; can't we be even close to 'typical' human beings 

lurves

fatima :)

Shelby Blogging

Hey Y'allz. :p I have good news and that is...BLOGSPOT is working again !!! This means I can continue my venture with Fatima to write completely inappropriate and random blogs about our lifes. Quick story before I go to school;
Yesterday I was rubbing my 'belly' and said 'Fatima ugh I have this really sharp pain in my stomach" Then I continued on to explain. "Y'know when you have like a pain down her *rubs lower* but you don't want to be like ' MY UTERUS HURTS' so instead you just say "my stomach hurts, ya I do that all the time" LOL:P And thus this lovely ladylike quotation is stuck in our heads and makes us giggle so much when we hear it. :) Anyways Tom's awesome and if it may so happen that my computer stops letting me on the site AGAIN then please continue to enjoy reading her lovely, insightful blogs ;)


Toodlez
"I less than 3 you" <3
Shelbys



Shout out to JOHNNY DURHAM who is amazing :) read his blogs they will make you giggle.

wasifa reminded me...

*sigh* i totally forgot about you

actually no, i've just never had ANY time

it's kinda silly you know

not having a life :P

school has TAKEN OVER

stupid stupid scholarships; i wanted to bother with the Loran one

but thn i decided not to :P since i'm failing school anyway, so no need to waste my time

*sigh*

shlebie still can't get on this site, which also stinks

o well

there really isn't much to say

here's a conversation b/w ANONYMOUS [loser wont let me release her name] and i which i found quite interesting:

f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:07:40 PM)
eww kk ------ has chest hair
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:07:50 PM)
kk EW
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:07:53 PM)
chest hair is sexy shut up
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:07:57 PM)
wth is wrong with you
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:02 PM)
ALL MEN have chest hair
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:06 PM)
its soo gay when they dont
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:11 PM)
its like they're females
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:12 PM)
*sigh* as long as its not a bush
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:15 PM)
thn its fine
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:34 PM)
yeah i agree but its not like gross or anything ..just a little bit
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:42 PM)
um STILL
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:08:47 PM)
i'm srry, i wouldn't deal with a bush :P
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:08:59 PM)
no not a bush but all men do have chest hair
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:06 PM)
and he has man boobs
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:08 PM)
APPARENTLY
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:11 PM)
and man boobs are ugly
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:13 PM)
and i would never date a guy who doesnt...such a gay thing to do..shave your chest
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:22 PM)
hahaha wax XS
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:32 PM)
thats gayer x 23999
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:38 PM)
man boobs?!
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:43 PM)
or waxing :P
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:43 PM)
no waxing
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:09:49 PM)
haha waxing sucks i hate it
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:09:54 PM)
but no ...who likes man boobs -_- no one
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:01 PM)
GOOD
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:04 PM)
thank goodness
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:13 PM)
apaprenlty its cause guys work out ^o)
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:23 PM)
OH THOSE kind of man boobs
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:27 PM)
no they're fine :P
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:30 PM)
but to a limit :
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:30 PM)
:P
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:36 PM)
OMG YOU"VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:42 PM)
EWWWWwwww like bulging breasts
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:10:45 PM)
i thought you were talking about Peter Griffin sort of man boobs lol
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:10:45 PM)
nowaaayyy
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:03 PM)
first of all...they're not "bulging breasts" ...its called being fit
f.a.t.oo.m.y (f) says: (9:11:12 PM)
um they bulging breasts
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:24 PM)
no they're hard muscles
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:46 PM)
but im not a big fan of muscles myself....only a little bit of muscle is fin
ANONYMOUS day off ^_^ says: (9:11:48 PM)
fine*

lurves

fatima :)

Happy Birthday Shelby!

If you haven't yet noticed :P

Shelby hasn't been posting any blogs lately because for some retarded reason, her computer isn't letting her on -_-'

Stupid really...

Anyway! :)

It's her birthday today! :D She's finally 17 :)

Truly, she's the most amazingly fantabulous friendola eva XD

Sweet, cute, seductive, beautiful, can sing, dance and play ;) instruments, smarty pants, amazing fashion sense and lover of shoes XD like moi :)

The All-Around perfect girly!! Seriously... ^^

Last night was her partaay, and that was too fun :P Danced all night on sugar highs ;)

Have to say, best moment was when all our minds were off adrift when "I'll never break your heart" came on....or rather maybe only Shelby and my mind was kinda off, everyone else thought we were 'tardos :P

And thn You & I by celine dion was supposed to happen;; unfortunately the majority thought it was a rather gay song :'( :P

Food. Cake. Music. HER ROOM! was lovely :)

Seriously tho! Shelby your room is absolutely AMAZING!! SO VERY SEXY!!

I was kinda stuck with this funky fuzzy purple hat :D twas soo cool looking :P

anywho :)

shelby dear! have the bestest birthday today :D i'll see you tomorrow ;)

fatima :)

*sigh*

sometimes you wish you had some things that you know you can't have

and you just sit there wondering why

and its not like you're going to just randomly die because of not having that one thing

its just that you feel lonely or rather kinda just empty almost

i dunno, its just you want it, really really want it

but *sigh* its not there

and will probably never be there

:(

poopy