And so the story begins...
"Boys are simple creatures" That's correct isn't it? I mean girls are supposed to be the complicated ones, the ones who never say what they mean or mean what they say. Girls are supposed to be the emotionally attached ones who can't think logically because their emotions overpower their logic...
WRONG WRONG WRONG
There was a time long ago when boys were simple, a time when I got along with boys very very well because I could read them and they just made so much more sense. And so I ask you...WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE BOYS??? I mean honestly, I'm not joking around here or overexaggerating. I have 'seriously' dated 3 boys in my time and each one of them has done something where I put them in a situation where I was perfectly 100% outright honest with them and they played the 'i'm going to say something I don't mean card and fuck up the entire relationship" So yes that's only 3 boys, but 3/3 for me. I will give you more detail about each of this incidences.
Boyfriend #1:
After a few weeks of casually hanging out and me repeatedly telling him "I do not want to be your girlfriend." he asks me to go to dinner with his parents. Now I knew that putting myself in that situation probably wasn't the best because both him and his parents would consider it a "meeting the parents" dinner. So I phone him up Me: "Look, I really want to go to dinner with you and your family, but I cannot go if they are going to consider it as you introducing your girlfriend" Him: "I completely understand, I promise you I won't think of it like that and they won't either" Me:"I'm still hesistant because I've already said I'm not ready to be your girlfriend but if you promise then I will go"
So, I was completely honest about it and what happened. Well OF COURSE he and his parents both thought it was a dinner introducing me as his girlfriend so after that things just went downhill. -.-
Boyfriend#2:
Now this guy was really pushy, I'm not going to lie about it. He was having a shit time in life, he was really illconfident and although he repeatedly said he wanted a serious long term relationship, he really just wanted to get some, as all boys seem to want. =.= So I usually have a rule of no boys allowed in my room or at my place. NO BOY ZONE. But he wanted to visit and I point blank said to him, he could come over but I was not going furthur with him and he had to promise he would behave. So of course he promises, comes over and HELLO out comes the horndog. Seriously... I mean seriously.. can we get past the age of 8 here and actually grow the fuck up. So I turn him down and he has a little hissy fit about how I'm rejecting him and I'm not attracted to him and I hurt his feelings. So I kick his whiney butt out of my place. And soon after that relationship dies, of course, how predictable.
'Boyfriend'#3:
Now the whole problem here is that this guy IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND, let me just make that clear right now. This probably seems confusing because I myself am completely confused about how to label the relationship we have. So months ago, this boy confessed that for months he had liked me. At the time, I was with someone else and couldn't do anything about it. But when I broke it off with the other person, he asked me out again. I took my time giving him an answer, because the fact that we were friends put things on shakey ground. I told him "I'm concerned about our friendship and what will happen if we enter a relationship and things don't work out. So I need to say two things and ask you to promise me one. When I am back for the holidays, I will go out on one date with you, just a date and after that we will see how things go from there. And I need you to promise that if we do become a couple and things end, that you will continue to be my friend and not just ignore me and never talk to me again" So of course he said he agreed and was worried about our friendship too that was why he hadn't told me sooner and we would of course go on a date before labelling it gf/bf and he promised what I asked of him. So I said yes... which brings me to the dilemma I am in now. He hasn't taken me out on a date, the 3 weeks I've been home. I mean logically if you had waited 9 months for a girl you liked wouldn't you be eager to take her out. Isn't that logical? Isn't that what a simple boy would do? But no, he hasn't taken me out, and he has told all his family and our mutual friends we are DATING as BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. Thanks, thanks alot. So now you put me in a position where I have to be a huge bitch and say "So by the way, I'm ending this before it even begins because you basically went against what we discussed when I agreed to go out with you" and with my luck he will never talk to me again. Because boys always through little temper tantrums like that.
I'm sorry to any boy reading this, because as friends... I LOVE BOYS. But in my life I have NEVER had a lasting friendship with a boy because they start to like me in a way that I don't like them and then we get into problems like this. So right now:
I hate BOYS
I hate RELATIONSHIPS
and you can all just bugger off and find some other girl to pester because I'm sick and tired of this BS. Grow the fuck up.
Night
Love Shelby
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