How To Talk To Girls ~by: Alec Greven

Hi! I haven't blogged in a while. I WILL write an actual blog after monday. 'cause that'll be my last exam. [bio] wish me luck :) & thn i'll official be DONE HIGHSCHOOL

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read the story underneath. i'll post the rest latterrrr

lurve,

fatima

Introduction

Are you shy? Do you have a crush on a girl?
Is the girl you like just too pretty for your eyes?
Do you know what to say to a girl to make her like you?

What are you waiting for?
If you are a boy who needs help getting girls,
this book has all the answers.

By the way, all statistics in this book are based on
my observations at Soaring Hawk Elementary School.
They aren't worldwide.
I would have to do a lot more research for that.

Okay, let's get going!



Chapter One
The Facts of Life
{Life is hard, move on!}


Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you.
Life is hard, move on!

TIP: About 73 percent of regular girls ditch boys;
98 percent of pretty girls ditch boys.

Or sometimes it just doesn't work out.

I had a crush on a girl in preschool.
Then my family had to move,
so I had to let her wash out of my mind.

You also have to be aware that girls win most of the arguments and have most of the power. If you know that now, things might be easier.

Finally, if you try for too many girls, you will have jealousy issues and might end up with nobody.
It is really best to go for just one.

If you do get a girl to like you, that is victory.
Winning victory is a dream for most boys,
but it is very rare.

What does it take to win victory?

Read on and find out!



next chapter to be ctnd...